So a couple years ago, I wrote this massive thing full of puns about eggs, it goes like this
To all the yolks out there who like egg puns, I’m glad you see the sunny-side-up of things; to everyone else, quit being so hard-boiled. Come out of your shell and crack a few yolks and live a little. Omeletting you lay them on me, so stop being on the side. There’s no need to separate the white from the yellow only because of a substance like jello. Wake up when the rooster crows and don’t be a chicken, scramble a few words and make puns about eggs.